Does Paris have a slow pool?

Good Morning! Here’s what happened in the world of sports on Wednesday, July 31.

OLYMPICS

As today’s Remix is being written, I’m watching the first official event of the day. It’s 8 AM in Paris and the men’s 20 km Race Walk gold medal contest has begun. Check in at the end of today’s issue to find out who won this explosive display of stamina and extreme hip flexibility… or just Google what Race Walking is, because I think you’ll enjoy what you see.

Anyways, there were some great moments from yesterday’s competition–

Team USA:

Around the world:

MEDAL COUNT (TOP 10)

COUNTRY

GOLD

SILVER

BRONZE

TOTAL

USA

5

13

12

30

France

8

10

8

26

China

9

7

3

19

Great Britain

6

6

5

17

Australia

7

6

3

16

Japan

8

3

4

15

Italy

3

6

4

13

Korea

6

3

3

12

Canada

2

2

3

7

Germany

2

2

2

6

MLB

Baseball is a sport where players walk all the time. As you can guess, the race is still going. In the meantime, I’ll tell you what happened yesterday in the Big Leagues:

NOTEWORTHY NEWS

The Big 10 announced that their conference basketball tournament will no longer be in the midwest every year. Las Vegas has been added to the rotation, starting in 2027 for the women and 2028 for the men. Who knows what schools will be part of the Big 10 three years from now?

PLAY OF THE DAY

The US Women’s soccer team beat Australia 2-1 and advanced to the quarterfinals. The win was highlighted by this superb long-range strike:

Like soccer, did you know there are red cards in Race Walking? A lot less awesome goals, though.

TODAY’S BIG GAMES (all times Eastern)

NFL PRESEASON: Texans vs Bears, 8 PM on ABC

  • You are, in fact, reading this correctly: the NFL is back today with their annual Hall of Fame game. Will anyone important play? Will anyone actually watch? To most fans, that doesn’t matter– there is a real-life professional football game on today’s schedule.

MLB: Cardinals @ Cubs, 8:05 PM

  • The scene: Wrigley Field. The pitchers: Sonny Gray and Shota Imanaga. Two historic rivals with their aces on the mound as the calendar turns to August. Is there anything else you could ever ask for in a sporting event?

THE OLYMPIC GAMES: Today, The Remix is highlighting some stand-out athletes. You can view the entire Team USA schedule in the embedded tweet below…

  • Scottie Scheffler and Xander Schauffele: golf round one, 4:11 AM and 5:55 AM

  • Andy Murray (Great Britain): doubles quarterfinals vs USA, beginning no sooner than 8 AM

  • Simone Biles: gymnastics all-around final, 12:15 PM

  • Summer McIntosh (Canada): 200 meter butterfly, 2:30 PM

  • Katie Ledecky: 4×200 meter freestyle relay, 2:30 PM

  • Jimmer Fredette: 3×3 basketball, 5:05 PM

And you can check out the Olympics app for a complete schedule of all events!

And now, a final update from Race Walking (it’s currently around 11:30 PM Pacific):

This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen. Every four years I remember the ridiculousness of Race Walking and tune in, and once again I am left with no words. I started rooting for an Italian guy named Fortunato, but I cannot tell you if he wins because the world record for this event is over an hour! No one wants to watch 30 people walk heel-toe through the streets of Paris for that long! I would like to take this moment to announce that this will be the last time The Remix covers Race Walking. On the other hand, I’m tempted to start training for LA 2028…

“I’ll never join you!” –Luke Skywalker

Enjoy your Thursday!

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